This, ladies and gentlemen, is the World's Largest Gummy Bear... or WLGB, if you will.
You can actually buy these online, at this website:
On the website they have all the information you will ever need about these giant bears,
including nutritional facts:
They also have a very informative Question and Answer section.
A few of my favorites are here below.
I highly recommend reading them all from their website though.
Q: Who exactly makes the giant gummi bear, and where is this wizard located?
A: You think we'd disclose the location of a wizard? No way!
A: High.
Q: I know a friend who bought this Giant Gummy Bear and he has became one... Will I also become a Giant Gummy Bear if I eat one of these or he was just unlucky? (Btw, he tastes like green apple one)
A: We're sorry to burst your bubble, but humans cannot turn into Giant Gummy Bears. Why are you tasting your friend?
Q: My WLGB made me angry and I kicked it across the room. Do they hold grudges?
A: No, WLGBs are quick to forgive
A: No, WLGBs are quick to forgive
Q: Would it be possible for you to make a larger gummy bear that I can make love to? This one's not big enough.
A: Uhh, no. We're the curiously awesome gift store, not the stuff-you-can-violate gift store.
A: Uhh, no. We're the curiously awesome gift store, not the stuff-you-can-violate gift store.
Q: Why should I buy this when I could just walk to my local conviniece store and get 1400 gummie bears for less?
A: Because the World's Largest Gummy Bear has an amazing, almost impending awesomeness that regular gummy bears, no matter how many, cannot match.
A: Because the World's Largest Gummy Bear has an amazing, almost impending awesomeness that regular gummy bears, no matter how many, cannot match.
Well said, sir. Well said.
